Because Larry is a Genius

[babybriggs2116]

The problem with LJ is we all know far too much about each other, effectively turning us all into Big Brother. So I want you to post something completely made-up and fictitious about me, something that has little to no basis in reality. Then post this in your LJ to help our campaign of misinformation and chaos spread throughout the information

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[floydiandroid]

Like the fact that you are a platypus?

[fiftymileseast]

i had no idea god made vaginas so wide.

[atrevelan]

As we all know, Britney Gonzalez is a Puerto Rican. The Puerto Ricans, whom we often call 'spics' as a term of endearment, are among one of the most intelligent and civilized cultures on our planet. Culturally, they've given us such luminaries as Jennifer Lopez and many fast talking latin comedians who aren't nearly important/funny enough for me to remember their names. Musically they've also given us Jennifer Lopez and Gloria Estefan, which is ok I suppose. In the realm of acting, they.... well, lets just say that all Puerto Ricans are just like Jennifer Lopez

[jalis]

that...was the funniest thing i've ever read.

[sara_the_lazy]

So, ya know that Briggs girl? Well, i'm not supposed to tell you this.. but she's an exotic dancer over at the Cat Scratch Club. You can see her there most nights, they used to tie her up. You woudldn't recognize her without the handcuffs.

~Sara

[kid_a_85]

Hey mister, she's my sister.

[sara_the_lazy]

*grins*

~sara