"this weekend you have a date with a very comfortable pillow."

.. going to be the best weekend ever ..

Kansas City Chiefs shoulda been in the super bowl...
haha against the raiders... haha. >=).. im just being mean..

Where does saddam hussein keep his CDs

in iraq (a rack)

hahaha
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen ( Read more... )

An atom walked into a bar, slaps its pants and says- "Ah man i lost an election"

bartender-"Are you sure?"

atom-"I'm positive"
haha
... yea...

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be ( Read more... )

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for ( Read more... )

do i look psycho in my new icon? haha.

life is like driving, don't blame the passenger for your faults.

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