Can you break a penis?

Sorry to say, yes, you can break a penis *waits to hear collective groan/cringe from the men*.  Here’s how it happens:  You’re having a good old romp in the bedroom, some rough jungle-lovin’.  Your penis slips out (woman on top generally), and if it gets reinserted too fast and off the mark, it will bend.  One or both of the ( Read more... )

"Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

As a woman, I can't understand the question.  So here's the answer I can give you.  1.  You will never, NEVER get an honest answer from most men, so don't bother asking.  2.  Why did you buy something that you might have the slightest inkling would make your ass look fat?  If you think white jeans make your ( Read more... )

After reading so many other people's LiveJournals, I decided to get my own. It's sorta rough right now, and I'll fix the styles later. As far as the content, I'm not much into drama, so you won't hear "OMG, I ate a sammich, LOL, Tiffy's being mean to me :(". Noooo... so, as I am a curious person, I decided that mainly this will be a Q&A thing. ( Read more... )