How does one drive with the brake lights on at the same time?

Oh wait... I can't answer... BECAUSE FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY/HOW!!!!!  How is it possible to, or even a good idea to be inching forward while pressing the brakes at the same time???  In cars, the brake is designed to be pressed by the right foot, and so is the gas, so ( Read more... )

But, if anyone has one for me to answer, go ahead ( Read more... )

Everybody masturbate! It makes the world happy!

That is all.

I just checked out the newest Star Wars trailer online (like... 6 times).  It is fucking awesome.  We got Vader, we got a shiny 3PO... finally people are starting to look badass, like Anakin.  And we have an army of Wookies!  How fucking cool is that.  It incorporates some of the original Star Wars movie, which is good.  The trailer makes it look ( Read more... )

Here's a question posed to you guys, one I read out of a magazine, but it was a surprisingly easy "would you rather..." question for me. So ( Read more... )

I'm registered at a dating site, and my profiles specifically states looking for 18-35 year old men. Now, this is a little outside of my range at both ends (I'd never date an 18 year old and a 35 year old is iffy...). But nevertheless, I get messages from 45+ age men. I got one message from a 51 year old. His reason for contacting us young'un ( Read more... )

Just a short update on the side. Second day of work tomorrow *yay!*. They have one of those automated coffee machines that spits out the cup and has different settings. It tastes like battery acid and has grinds at the bottom, but it's free ( Read more... )

"Do You Shave?"  *nudge, nudge... wink, wink*

Oh, fuck you buddy.  What is men's compulsion to have a woman who looks her age up top, but looks like a prepubescent girl downstairs?  I get the whole "ooh it's smooth".  But don't we have enough to shave/remove?  Let's see... I got my legs, my armpits, and that's a good enough square footage for me.  ( Read more... )

Sorry, no questions today. Tomorrow I'll do a commentary, but that's tomorrow ( Read more... )

Why in the fuck do cats eat earwax?

Some of you may not even know that they do, but yeah, grossly enough, cats loooooove the earwax.  Why?

Here's the first big reason.  A human tongue has 10,000 tastebuds, and a cats has 500.  So to begin with, cat's delicate palate isn't quite as discerning as a human's, hence why they'll eat brands of cat food ( Read more... )