being in netopia, just about to gimmick one last time, and typing this journal is my way of celebrating independence day. so for all those who died bloody, painful deaths for the country's freedom, i buy flipflops. *bow*

"The Monk's Story"

A man was driving down the road and broke down near a monastery. He went to the
monastery and knocked on the door. An elderly monk answered the door, and he
said, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously welcomed him into the monastery, fed him dinner, even
fixed his car.  As the man tried to fall ( Read more... )

given: a = b +  c

if we we're to transpose 'c' to the other side...

b + c - a = 0

since 'b + c - a' is '0', cancelling it by itself would be impossible...
and since anything multiplied by '0' is '0', the resulting equation would come out as '0 = 0' not '4 = 5'

I'd like to begin by thanking the class marshals for inviting me here today. ( Read more... )

the monitor's got something up its ass---upper corners have too much green, lower corners have too much red---looks funky.

FIVE (5) IS EQUAL (=) to FOUR (4)---daw. find the err.

a=b+c                  a=b+c

5(a)=(b+c)5          4(a)=(b+c)4

5a=5b+5c         4b+4c=4a

if the two formulas we're to be combined...

5a+4b+4c= ( Read more... )

BAKTOL
• ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis

KUKURIKAPU
• libag sa ilalim ng boobs. madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang ( Read more... )

TO THOSE WHO ARE PLANNING TO COMMIT SUICIDE, PLEASE PASS ON YOUR LIFE ONTO MY POSSESSION ( Read more... )

i am a retard..

today's the first day i finished reading a novel; not counting the children's book, of course, fortunately.. chronicles of narnia: lion of the whitch and the wardrobe, it was..

i was watching maury a while ago.. it was featuring those teenage girls who say they're "addicted to sex".. ahahaha! sick bitches.. they're like.. "i wanna have a baby! and ill fuck to provide for it" and they're mothers are like crying beside them saying "why are you doing this?" and the girls are like "its my life! ill do whatever i want to! ill ( Read more... )

some quotable quotes from mt pulag retreat ( Read more... )

im in baguio right now.. nice.. oy bym! baguio! ahahahahhahahahahahahah! ha! ha! ha.. ha.. baduy na ( Read more... )