Okay, and the best one yet, thanks to me:
Shhh...
I'm writing;
I'm dRinking.
Bard

Yesterday our Language & Thinking professor issued us each a handy-dandy door-hanger to display while studying. They read ( Read more... )

Today I met some girl, whose name I don't even know, who presented me with the funniest politically incorrect image I've seen. Ever ( Read more... )

Guy's voice. (I interrupted a call to my mom for this hell ( Read more... )

"I said again I thought it was hopeless and no good going on, and she agreed, without opening her eyes. (Pause.) I asked her to look at me and after a few moments--(pause)--after a few moments she did, but the eyes just slits, because of the glare. I bent over her to get them in the shadow and they opened. (Pause. Low.) Let me in. (Pause.) We ( Read more... )

I need to mention one more point of interest...the girls above us must have some incredibly good stereo. My ceiling has vibrated baselines for us to decipher for a week now and it's getting past the point where it's just well-received random entertainment. We've figured out that she has a pattern...Jack Johnson "Posters" followed by Red Hot Chilli ( Read more... )

I survived my first week of college...God who would have thought that'd ever happen ( Read more... )

Trying not to cry...
Trying NOT to cry...
TRYING NOT TO CRY.

So it hit me tonight that my life is going to change drastically in less than a week. I won't be able to just hop in the car and see my friends and I don't know if I can take that ( Read more... )

Mmmk so Doggy Fizzle Televizzle has lately been rocking my wizzle ( Read more... )