Tonight our fire alarm went off again. This time instead of a home-made trashcan/orange construction cone bong being the culprit, it was a hookah. Apparently, the cd-spindle cover didn't quite do its job covering the smoke detector ( Read more... )

So I just got back from yet another unsatisfying and disgusting dinner in Kline Dining Commons. This time, however, I got the added displeasure of cold milk and corn flakes down my back due to some crazy girl's extremely fabricated clumsiness. I swear to God she saw me, stood there a second, then said, "I'm so sorry" AS she threw the cereal on my ( Read more... )

Columbia County Fair

This is what I'll be doing tonight. You all are so jealous.
I'm gonna see Brad Paisley, who was voted 'Sexiest Country Star' by People Magazine and a '10 Gallon Hunk' by US Magazine. HOLLA!

Just walked into the bathroom to see a used condom lying right on top of the garbage recepticle next to the toilet. Nice. At least someone's enjoying themselves ( Read more... )

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Disclaimer: Christine you might want to skip this one. It has spiders ( Read more... )

Just had my first guitar lesson. Went pretty well...he didn't charge me for it. He said he charges $10 a lesson, and lessons will be an hour starting next week. Serious business...maybe I'll get good, yeah ( Read more... )

Check this shit out ( Read more... )

Hey I feel left out. Chase has liked every one of my friends but me...What do you all have that I don't? It has to be something more than boobs...right? I was thinking about it and everyone on that list has gigantic boobs compared to mine, except maybe Caroline ( Read more... )

"He isn't gay...yeah, because he wore the SAME pants 2 DAYS in a ROW ( Read more... )