Quoth my new health insurance:

[babykoala]

"The plan covers 100% of covered medical expenses"
How very generous.

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I suppose I'm spoiling a joke...

[vakkotaur]

(Wandered here via lolhorse)

It is a sadly amusing sentence, but since many policies only cover 90% or 80% of expenses they allegedly cover, that 100% looks to be pretty good. At least for whatever all it does cover.

Re: I suppose I'm spoiling a joke...

[babykoala]

Hello Vakkotaur! Nice to meet you :)

It has come to my attention that that sentence means there is no co-pay. Which, relatively speaking, is good. What a silly bit of legalese, though. :)

[simplymere]

Well, I'm wondering, what qualifies as "covered medical expenses"? If it only covers autopsies, that might be helpful to know, because then they might not help you prevent the need for one...

[babykoala]

Honestly, it covers a fair bit. There's a list. As health insurance goes, it's pretty good. I was just really amused by the idea that all *covered* expenses are covered. ;)

[simplymere]

Well, good. As long as they cover all their covered expenses and not just their collective asses.