Oh man, so I drank a ton of green beer last night and that stuff tore me up. I am supposed to go fly in an hour and it is windy as hell and I feel like I drank a ton of green beer last night. It is probably just the ton of beer that tore me up, but I am gonna blame the green.

I just typed a long ass entry and after I tried to post I got some error and it was erased. The internet hates me!!!!

The fact that I am Erics highest paid stripper and Mel is the best most frequent customer ought to concern him. It doesnt concern me though, I am making a killing. I took the gig cause I wanted to move out of my moms house where she charges me a rediculous fee to live in my own damn room. But when I say I am gonna split she freaks out and puts a ( Read more... )

I am afraid that after only like 3 entries I am running out of stories. That must mean I am a pretty boring dude. Oh, I can complain about the lack of ladies if you like. You see I spend 10 hours a day locked in a room full of old retired military guys, and I went to an engineering school that was about 90% guys. So if I didn't know better I would ( Read more... )

I recently started working 4 ten hour days so I could have a four day weekend everyweek, so now Thursday is like Friday. Anyway I was on my way to work the other day at 6:30am and traffic was backed up on 40 almost all the way to Wentzville. After sitting in traffic for what seemed like most of my 20s I finally found what the problem was. An ( Read more... )

I have been looking around these journals and just about all of you are fucked up. I have read some strange ass shit. Then I got to thinking This never leads to anything good, dozens become confused, sometimes people get killed. Anyway, I figured that these people only say these things online, and keep it to themselves in real life. So I guess ( Read more... )

One thing I noticed browsing the journals here is that there seems to be an emphasis on depression. Most people are looking for support or people to relate to. I think I may have a cure. You see I am not depressed or lonely or anything, and I have never had a real girlfriend. No long term relationships or anything, unless 3 or 4 months counts as ( Read more... )

Recently I read an article that was mostly quotes of Oliver Stone bitching about the poor reaction his shit ass movie Alexander recieved in the U.S. He attributes its failure to "rampant fundamentalism" in America. You see we didn't want to go see it cause it depicts Alexander as bisexual, and we just can't handle that. We are raging ( Read more... )

So listen to this story..... If you don't know me then you don't know that I have high blood pressure. I am 24, whats going on? you might ask. Well my doctor Vladimir, who also happens to be my aviation medical examiner, checked my blood, I had an MRI to check my kidneys, it was all good. My height/weight ratio is normal. My diet isn't bad, ( Read more... )

Whats happening? This is my first online journal entry ever so forgive my lack of internet style. I started doing this cause on of my buddies is into it. I thought since I bitch and rant, who better to bitch and rant to than nobody? Anyway, a little background on the name "Babynuts". I was at a minor league hockey game and I was the only guy in ( Read more... )