App!

Sep 15, 2007 22:07

Character Name: Lambo
Character Age: 5/15
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Canon: Reborn is the touching story of a boy named Sawada Tsunayoshi and his one-year-old assassin-slash-in-home-tutor Reborn, sent from Italy to teach Tsuna how to become the tenth boss of the Vongola famiglia. The only problem is, Tsuna wants nothing to do with the mafia. But despite his cries of "DO NOT WANT", Tsuna manages to gather people together to form his own family, who together fend off assassins, ex-mafia members, and anything else the mafia world - and Reborn - decides to throw at them.

Sent by the boss of the Bovino Famiglia, Lambo the assassin has arrived in Japan to kill Reborn. Except it'd probably go a lot smoother if Reborn gave Lambo the time of day, or if Lambo could stop crying long enough to actually attack. Lambo likes to refer to himself as "Lambo-san", and tends to use the word "tolerate" a lot, usually after he's received a smackdown via Reborn or someone else. With the focus of a goldfish with ADD, Lambo is loud, random, enthusiastic, and usually a handful for those with the unfortunate job of babysitting him - just like your basic five year old. That is, when he isn't tossing grenades around.

But don't underestimate him just yet! Lambo possesses the Ten Year Bazooka, a weapon capable of switching anyone who's hit by it with their Ten-Years-Into-The-Future self for five minutes. While he may end up shooting himself more often than anyone else, it seems to work out for the better, as Adult Lambo is sexy, cool, collected, and can even summon electricity to attack. . . . that is, until you make him cry. That's right, ten years from now, Lambo hasn't changed at all, and most of the time ends up in even more trouble than his younger self could ever manage.

GYAHAHAHA! LAMBO-SAN, WHO IS FIVE YEARS OLD AND LIKES HARD CANDY AND GRAPES, HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN CAMP! DIE, REBORN!!

Gah, you're not Reborn! Don't try to confuse Lambo-san when he's on an IMPORTANT MISSION OF IMPORTANCE! It's something he can't be distracted from, or else -- Oooh, what's that? Lambo-san hasn't seen one of those before! And look at all those arms! Oh, oh, it must be a lake monster! Uwah, look at how they flail~ Lambo-san can do that! See, see? Lambo-san now has eight arms and is INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Oh, it touched me! Are we playing that game? Lambo-san loves the "I'm not touching you" game! Look, look, it's Lambo-san's turn -- I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU, I'M NOT -- oh I touched you, no touch backs! Hehehe, Lambo-san wins! Uh oh . . . the flaily flailing thing is flailing even faster! Uwah, Lambo-san doesn't think he can go that fast. Oh, we're still playing? Okay, see if you can touch Lambo-san!

-- owie! I-I think you touched Lambo-san too hard. Wait, no, that doesn't mean do it againasdjklhf. T... Tolerate... Waaaah, you're a cheater, flaily flailing thing! L-Lambo-san hates cheaters! He hates cheaters so much he blows them up! YOU BETTER RUN LAKE MONSTER! READY, AIIIIM --

...

Goodness . . . where am I? It seems my younger self has gotten into some trouble again-- a-ah. I remember you, you're the tenacle monster from ten years ago. Still playing that game, I see. Though I don't remember you touching me there. I guess I can stick around to play a little bit, especially after what you did to me. I'm completely different now than I was before; but of course, that should be obvious, shouldn't it?

. . . You don't believe me, do you? I see. Then I'll just have to show you! Prepare yourself, lake monster! Electric Cornatta!

--aksjdhfa t-tolerate... S-Such a dirty trick, luring me into the water and m-making me electrocute myself! Even a-after all these years, you haven't changed at all!

YOU'RE STILL A C-CHEATER s-sob!

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