I think I need a bigger flyswatter. [This be a Voice Post]

[back_in_a_flash]

[crackle] [cue loud, forest/insect background sounds]

I have never.

EVER.

Seen mosquitoes that size in my entire life. At the very least, I wish I could wish for my tent back, because there are bugs here the size of-- AJSFHJASHDGETAWAY!!!! --Thwack!!--

[static] [Oh hay! Everyone in the Death Rooms? Have some frightening insects free of charge,

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[here, have a voice comment, daddy~!]

[popriffically]

If one more bug lands on me, I swear I'll--

[buzzing~]

FUCK!

[drops device, disconnects]

<333

[back_in_a_flash]

Naruko?? Naruko--! Are you there?

[Waits; listening. Whatever that is off in the distance, it's getting closer. And it's big.]

lovelovelovelove~

[popriffically]

[SIGHS.]

Dad? Man, this thing's a piece'a crap. DADDDDDY?

[slight static, due to the fact she's challenged and probably broke it somehow.]

[back_in_a_flash]

Mushi mushi? Y-.. Naruko? *ow, ears* Yes, I'm still here. Other than the bugs, you're alright? Is there anyone with you?