[crackle] [cue loud, forest/insect background sounds]

I have never.

EVER.

Seen mosquitoes that size in my entire life. At the very least, I wish I could wish for my tent back, because there are bugs here the size of-- AJSFHJASHDGETAWAY!!!! --Thwack!!--

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Important message for Konoha Shinobi.

First off:


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In light of my daughter and one of my sons being turned into horrible freaks growing animal-like appendages, I am hosting a special event this fine evening:

The grand opening of my brand new tent.

And to celebrate, I'm having a cookout. You're all invited. Don't miss it!

[The final touches to Minato's tripped out tent have been completed and he's ( Read more... )

Hey, am I doing this right? test. test.

Konnichiwa.

What a peculiar place this is. It must have powers of phenomenal capacity to have transported me here from the realm of the dead. And the first thing I see here? MY SON. Konoha's Rokudaime! And even more shocking, I have a daughter! Alright, alright. I know you're all aware of this already and most ( Read more... )