new journal for my other personality. WILLPIMP4BEER

dear the whole world:

im just writing to express my feelings about whats going on in my life. welp the pope died. dont even really care about that. moving on; ashleys a big ol' asshole. but whats new. ps i got a really cool new ring on my phone so exicted.

love always,

andrew the greatest person that ever lived. cya.

OMG GUYS THE POPE DIED?! boutimeholyshitwhosaidthatnotmebye

i ate a twizzler. i think i have lymedisease and anthrax hopefully its just cancer. cya later.

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ashley: i DROVE ALON
ashley: ALONE
andrew: lol
andrew: i bet u felt so cool
ashley: i did
ashley: except
ashley: my mom hella followed me
ashley: swhe followed me to my destination
ashley: watied there
ashley: then followed me home

SO HUGE SO SO SO SO SO HUGE

hi im back does anyone even know the volkswagon jetta commerical where the dude is test driving the car and starts laughing like a psycho, if so please tell me how much you love it and well be best internet friends for life.

WE ARE IN A HUGE FIGHT. DONT TALK TO ME FOR 4 DAYS.

PS, NO COMMENTS IM TOO EMOTIONAL TO REPLY

TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET SOME DINNER!