if i was a horse and i broke my leg would you shoot me?

fun on a bun.
bun bun bun
sunny sun sun
if i was born with no arms would anyone pick my nose for me?

degrassi marathon!!! i am super jazzed! its so fancy! then off to NJ for some silly show. DURING DEGRASSI TIME! i'm super unjazzed about that :(

i cast demon skin on you and then ninja loot the battered chest.

for the horde

i took the kitties out to see the rain. they hated it but it was so cute to see them clinging on to my shirt like it owed them money.

i got attacked by a silly bitch and me and niki got to press charges!!! fun fun fun day.

bored today. its uber hot and i don't like it. too sweet.
because these are childerns toys the fire will spread quickly. stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
i shall be 18 on the 21st! yay! i've always wanted to be a homeless 18 year old! dreams do come true.

we found some pills today of undetermined origin! time to sell them to midgets in bathing suits.

do not share ANYTHING when you are drunk. if you think someone has a fat ass DO NOT TELL THEM! confessions can wait until the morning. its not as important as you think it is. WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SOBER! i promise you you won't regret it.

gwar is playing like 30 min away and amanda won't go with me to see them!!! and i was going to wear my assless chaps too.