I'm undeadable, fool ( Read more... )

Drinking a mixture of Dr Pepper, milk, Red Bull, orange soda, Green Apple Smirnoff, and a crumbled up chocolate donut from about a week ago... for only $2 and some change... is stupid.

I should have asked for $5.

I like to pretend like I'm deaf whenever the phone rings. <3

Bad4yourbrain [5:35 PM]: My conscience is a lesbian ( Read more... )

I have a Dean Martin doll.
It sings "That's Amore" when I press the little red button.
That is all I have to say.
*crowd applauds*

Bad4yourbrain [1:45 AM]: My Neopets account was frozen ( Read more... )

XD ( Read more... )

I know, I was shocked too. I mean... I told myself I'd update my livejournal.. but you know.. myself didn't agree so I totally had to kick the shit out of myself. I totally won btw. Myself didn't stand a chance ( Read more... )

First of all, shutup. I know I never update my Livejournal... you know to tell the truth I forgot all about even HAVING a livejournal thingy... thanks Miss Doomsicle ( Read more... )