Im in such a fucking bad mood thanx to some1 not mentionin ne names but u no who u r, rite im gettin the blame for somethin i aint fuckin dne nd all they can do is point the finger at me cos thts all they fuckin can do, well guess wot it aint me writting tht shit in naomis journal ok, so just leave me out of it i am really fed up with me gettin the ( Read more... )

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The most funniest fuckin thing just happened to me, i went into ann summers (its a sex shop) nd i went to look at the vibrators etc nd this women came ova asked my age nd everythin im too bloody young 2get a vibrator! nd so i went out got my bloke friend to get it 4me so he did nd as we went out the door the alarms sounded nd so we stopped nd they ( Read more... )

today i feel useless nd restless, like i have no feeling in my body nd tht im a vistor in this body! i feel like im begining to hate someone not mentioning ne names but for all i care they can go to hell!!!!!!<- ive really lost my patience with this person ( Read more... )

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