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[bad_hangman]

We're back. Malaysia was a fucking wash.

This is the first time in weeks that I've come back to the Club and not had a single letter from Westminster. The first time in weeks that I've not had my next hanging lined up.

And I'm hardly fucking surprised. Right, Rich?

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[suga_rape]

looks like misgivings over squishings were unfounded.

[bad_hangman]

Are you fucking joking? I was at the top of my game. Now I'll be back to an execution every two months if I'm lucky.

Luck. Ha.

[suga_rape]

more time for the finer things, matthew?

[bad_hangman]

That was true last night, certainly.

[capt_margaret]

Perhaps I can interest you in a night out of drinking? Wait a moment, you have a club of sorts do you not? I need a strong drink or several.

[bad_hangman]

I've got a bottle of tequila with your name on it.

[hangmanhelper]

right wha?

Dude, I dont know why you even care. You get paid the same anyway, right? This way we can just sit around the club shooting the shit and looking for fly bitches to mack on.

Plus I wanna get on this plan for French. Some guys came and took my fucking disco ball away, Matt. And all the girls have split except the one with the peg leg, and that's only cos she can't get down the stairs. And I can't get up em cause she keeps screamin at me. That's not even english, man.

[bad_hangman]

I don't like being some ten a fucking penny hangman, you prick. But, priveleges aside- thanks to you- I am.

Let's talk more about French. I could use the distraction. And I might forgive you for this latest fuck-up.

[hangmanhelper]

whut? that was a complete accident, man, I tripped. What the fuck was that thing anyway? A dildo? Ha was it a dildo? It was a dildo. That's why youre pissed. someone has to get on the Ann Summers website again.

fuck yes! Okay French. My idea: we open a pirate themed place! We've already got the girl with the pegleg and we could get all the other girls to wear eyepatchs and stripey shirts, right, and I could be Captain Fulcher of the SS French.

whadya think?

[bad_hangman]

You really are a prick.

Have you not been reading these shamen prattling on about the fucking purple things?

Well that was mine and it was my bloody meal ticket.

Why bother with a theme? If the girls are right and the drink flows, the johns will be happy.