hey so what the fuck guys ( Read more... )

hey, how is everyone? i was in the land of my fathers for christmas time, and it was pretty neat. me and some of my brothers and sisters hooked up, only about 20 of us, but it was still cool to catch up. i drank shitloads of sambuca and i think i ruined all of my internal organs, but i did get a real smart overcoat and leather gloves so now i can ( Read more... )

oh wow, i feel like my brain has been pushed through a blender. you guys seriously will not believe what has happened to me ( Read more... )

Oh my god you would not believe what has happened to me lately, guys ( Read more... )

ok, so I think i owe the masons a fuck load of money. does anyone know why there was blood and shit in the bathroom? not literal shit, you were all real good about flushing ( Read more... )

so like, we're having a party on the 8th of September, yeah? It's all cos Matt is going to be hanging his 400th person, well, people, kinda, it's a double hanging. This guy had married his mom, and they were caught banging, and i guess there must have been other stuff too, but i think that's mainly it. I mean, banging your mom is pretty bad. Sister ( Read more... )

Shit, I think this thing went in the dry cleaning. hello? is this still on ( Read more... )

ok, come to Pardon My French, Frith Street, W1, tonight, and you'll find this stuff ( Read more... )

i think that maybe I'm gonna die. It's like something has crawled inside me and fuckin' died or something. I've already puked my guts up but i think there is more coming ( Read more... )