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[hangmanhelper]

so like, we're having a party on the 8th of September, yeah? It's all cos Matt is going to be hanging his 400th person, well, people, kinda, it's a double hanging. This guy had married his mom, and they were caught banging, and i guess there must have been other stuff too, but i think that's mainly it. I mean, banging your mom is pretty bad. Sister

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[king_of_mods]

hey rich! i'm still putting the word out to the dogs on the street. i know you want one that looks fierce, but what sort of personality do you want? dominant or submissive? well-behaved or mischevious? artistic or business-minded?

the party sounds like a swish affair. i better start looking for an outfit now.

[hangmanhelper]

i'd like one that looks mischevious but won't piss all over my carpet, you know? it's gotta be business minded, cos I don't want it running off with anyone that throws some steak at it or shit.

And you better come to that party, it's gonna blow you away.

[king_of_mods]

loyal in the face of steak, mischevious-looking but not mischevious acting. alright, this helps to narrow it down. i'll peruse the local pooches and have words, yeah? maybe this could be the blossomin' of a side career for meself, matching people up with potential pets.

what's playing mummies and daddies about? i ain't heard of that, is it like snakes and ladders or something?

[hangmanhelper]

that's pretty cool, i haven't had a dog since my old one got killed by Iqbal when he was out buying scratch cards or whatever.

matt's just being mean, don't worry about him, he gets fucking moody sometimes and everything pisses him off.

it's kinda like snakes and ladders, except it involves fucking.

[bad_hangman]

Rich, they stuffed corpses full of rancid meat and then sodomised them with table legs.

The Grand Masonic Lodge? How the hell did you manage that? I'm impressed. Not with the fucking fancy dress, however.

And stop whining, you prick. I spent a couple of hundred quid on cigars for you last night.

You seem far happier playing mummies and daddies with this Vince character, anyway.

[hangmanhelper]

oh yeah, right. I knew there had to be something else. table legs, dude, that is some sick shit right there.

I got connections, right? There's this guy who comes into my club, and i sorta tried to do one of those urban handshakes, you know how like pimps do? only I got it wrong, but he thought i was a mason so he pulled a few strings for me.

Yeah, i know, those cigars were great. I wasn't really whining, more just making a comment? Jonatton's pretty fucking cool though, even if half the time he looks like he wants to fucking cut someone's head off or some shit like that. Vince is just a buddy, you know, we like hanging out, like you and Jonatton do.

[bad_hangman]

You prick. Only you could fuck up so completely and still come out on top.

And I don't give two shits who you hang around with. Just don't bring them back to the Club expecting free drinks. Quickfinch will have a thing or two to say about that.

[hangmanhelper]

what about your friends that you bring back? how come that's allowed and i'm not? i mean, they let your retartded brother in, don't they?

Vince is cool, you should come hang out with us sometime, we make cocktails and talk about when he worked in this crazy ass zoo place.

[clairesicle]

Are costumes mandatory? I really haven't got anything that can be considered a costume. Not a fancy dress one, anyway.

[hangmanhelper]

Yeah, you kinda have to come in costume. Just like, put on some fancy underwear or something and come dressed as like a Bond girl or whatever. I'm sure matt would dig that.

[clairesicle]

i'm not coming to a party in my underwear.

[bad_hangman]

Oh, come along Claire.

For once the dickhead's had a good idea.

[suga_rape]

rich: the RAPE is absolutely fucking there. fancy dress is what i fancy. i believe danbo only has one costume...

[hangmanhelper]

that's fuckin A man. it wouldn't be a party without you there, or so I hear.

[not_a_preacher]

I'm NOT wearing it out in MongLand again. Actually, I thought I'd set fire to the fucking thing after the last SugaRAPE party? Don't tell me you salvaged it.

[hangmanhelper]

MongLand, is that a bar?

[magic_8balls]

rudi wears fancy dresses but he likes to sit at home being absurd so i will get to get his to wear to your party.

and if you had tequila and women you wouldn't be bored, 'uh?

[capt_margaret]

This is not a dress! If I have told you once, I have told you an excruciatingly painful amount of times, it is a sacred robe of the psychedelic monks. Simply because I am not presently wearing it, does not mean I will allow you to wear it and parade around spilling tequila down it and draping heathen vile floozies all over the extravagant material.

I tire of sitting at home on my own.Why don't you ever stay and keep me company?

[magic_8balls]

a vile heathen floozies might loosen you up a little bit, maybe be a proper muse for the new sound.

how about i will stay with you at home some other night if we both go to this party and you let me wear your fancy dress?

[capt_margaret]

I fail to see how such debauchery could provide divine inspiration in creating a beautiful masterpiece.

Very well, if you promise to have a night in with me, then I will go along to this party with you, under the agreement that there will be no drugs supplied to me without my knowledge and consent!

If you wear my robe, what will I wear?