hey! exercising me old thumbs on the feedleash. been a while, ain't it? anyway i got some letters in the post today. the first was from bryan and it has news of a distressing kind in it. basically he says i've got a... well, look, i'll just scan it in:

Dear Vince my child ( Read more... )

went out this morning to pick up my green cowboy boots from the cobbler shop and i stopped by a newsagent along the way. though i'd see if the latest issue of cheekbone was out since the delivery service isn't as timely as times past. i heard on bbc news that there's a ninja strike, which would go a long way in explaining the slow delivery, ( Read more... )

all right! never guess where I been! i was on the road with me limbered thumb all stuck out, hitching a ride up to cardiff to meet up with torchwood (or see where its filmed, leastways) when this white van with no windows pulled over to offer me a lift. inside were three lovely ladies: precious jewels, faleasha savage, and dominique divamore. ( Read more... )

allright! i've cleaned nathan's flat, got claire out of bed to mind the shop, made sure the kettle's off, sat on my suitcase to make sure it would latch (was a lot easier when bollo was around, the mad monkey), got a sack of travel sweets, got me travel suit, my glitter wellies, some bongo brothers mp3s from spider, and got me thumb warmed up and ( Read more... )

you know what's weird? when you ain't seen someone for a long time, but you catch a powerful whiff of them when you least expect it. i got so many brothers and sisters out in the jungles of india that it used to happen to me all the time at the zoo. i'd pass the equine garage, where old tony ice had set up that travellin kebab stand, and the ( Read more... )

naboo says he'd know if howard was pushin up daisies somewhere and i reckon he's right, but i'm not really sure he's looked into it lately. he's got a lot on these days, getting claire up to date on his dvd collection and taking care of bollo's runny-eye problem ( Read more... )

hey howard ( Read more... )

howard i didn't just say 'your beard's disgusting,' i also said 'let's shave it off, yeah?' so don't be subtracting words from my mouth! and quit pushing back the notes that i'm pushing under your door. also we know you came out in the middle of the night to tuck into what was left of bollo's gigantic feast cos you left crumbs in the butter and ( Read more... )

some kind of trumpet valve oil been dumped in my red boots! and someone threw my laundry into the bathtub with 3-g's water and its sopping all over the shower curtain rod. rudi's trying to prove he didn't feel me up by ignoring me completely and howard keeps coughing and sneezing and complainin that it's all MY fault. then there's tony who keeps ( Read more... )

there's some fierce and foul-mouthed pooches on the streets of hackney, i'll tell you what. most won't even have words with me if i don't offer them a nibblet of some kind first, and even after that i wouldn't go describin them as polite. they've got street smarts, these mutts, and most have been fending for themselves for so long they've got no ( Read more... )