back now!

[king_of_mods]

all right! never guess where I been! i was on the road with me limbered thumb all stuck out, hitching a ride up to cardiff to meet up with torchwood (or see where its filmed, leastways) when this white van with no windows pulled over to offer me a lift. inside were three lovely ladies: precious jewels, faleasha savage, and dominique divamore.

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[clairesicle]

Padded bras? Oh, stop.

[naboo_thats_who]

Queerberet?

How sure are you they were women, Vince?

[king_of_mods]

ain't none of my business what theyre packing downstairs, yeah? they want to be lovely ladies, i let them. sure requires a lot of gear and preparation, though, it took them about five hours to get ready every night. and then there's me, just give me some gloss and some straighteners and i'm ready for the spotlight. how do you figure that? must be in me genetics.

[naboo_thats_who]

That's actually remarkably open-minded. I'm confused.

There's something in your genetics, yeah. You didn't get up to Scotland then?

[king_of_mods]

what you on about? my mind's so open it's like a vast plateau big enough for a herd of stampeding buffalo, and some zebra.

we did ourselves a show in glasgow, but there weren't no howard in the audience.

[ultra_ebola]

What did you bring back for me, frizzy?

[king_of_mods]

looks like claire don't want them padded bras.

[ultra_ebola]

You implying something?

[king_of_mods]

not anymore.