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[king_of_mods]

howard i didn't just say 'your beard's disgusting,' i also said 'let's shave it off, yeah?' so don't be subtracting words from my mouth! and quit pushing back the notes that i'm pushing under your door. also we know you came out in the middle of the night to tuck into what was left of bollo's gigantic feast cos you left crumbs in the butter and

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[capt_margaret]

You always were insensitive, weren't you?

[scissor_gypsy]

hey, leave the little man be.

[king_of_mods]

huh? what'd i do?!1

[scissor_gypsy]

That was even worse, you know I can't shave it off!

Vince, you can't hitchhike to go and find yourself. You'll just find someone who wants to sever your head from your body. I know you constantly remind me that i don't know anything about fashion but I can't think that that would be a good look, you know?

[naboo_thats_who]

Have you two just managed to offend both Rudi vandiSarzio, and now Tony Harrison, in just one post?

And I wonder why I have to keep bailing you out of trouble.

[king_of_mods]

yeah but mr harrison's a head without a body and i think howard means i'd be a body without a head which wouldn't be a good look for me. i mean, it could be a worse look, but it still ain't brilliant. what would pull focus on my headless body? my collection of gary numan badges?

maybe mr harrison could live on my headless body!

[unique_think]

ha, you cheeky bit. But you're in luck, mate, you are - couldn't be arsed to start nothing this mornin', ha.
I found the leftover egg nog Naboo hid - looking for me burn balm, right - and ah, bit of grog's enough to put a bit of holiday spirit up the old stump, eh?
I tell ya. Berloody oath.

I never took to hitchin much myself. Bit of a problem with thumbs. And ah, bein' seen by the drivers, as such.