Seems as though I've not been the only one with me gip on the road, taking to the travelling life of rolls and..hard knocks, am I right? Course I bloody am. Can't imagine but you lot have heard about my recent dazzlin of the stage. I've been a right marvel, stealing the stage in the old bard's burls. They've been falling around me like right flies ( Read more... )

I hear there's some talk of bowling - bit of socialising with you mangey lot, ha ( Read more... )

eh, you lazy sods, how've you been? I'm 'ere to get some order about the place again, eh? ha. Or not.

I've been getting about the, flat, ah trying to sort this shit out after the business with the box. 
It's like I said to the missus the other day, when I went to pick up the little 'un, you throw a mess of eh, normals in a cage with magic mucking'  ( Read more... )

Fuckin hell it's been a situation. Naboo's been tellin' me about this hitcher bloke, dirty bastard too, eh? I've known a few in me time, shady characters - all manner of eh, deviant... going-ons, in a violent, ah fashion. Bit late into the mess, but I keep weird hours, eh ( Read more... )

Alright you lot, ahh I've been nose deep in plumbing this week. Got a bit of a set up with some fluffy towels, in a manner, and Bollo's been bringin' me smokes in. Ripe thing about living with a shamen, you don't have ta worry 'bout lighting up inside, ha. Greggy's got a real mind for this business too, least he's eager to help, real ear for me ( Read more... )

I'm getting too old for this shit ( Read more... )

I'm shacked up at Naboo's for a spell - we're having a boys night. Ohh, he's been right into the shamen smoke, I've been nursing a few crownies - and catchin' up to the bastard, ha ( Read more... )

It's been a mess, a right bloody nightmare. Ohhh, I can hardly trascribe all that's come about since I went after Titsy's funky effing trail. He was in a state, no mistake. Searching the country, I had a colour map and a, compass with, points on it ( Read more... )

Right. I'm on the road now - 'cause I can type and drive atrythe same time, no worries! Got a bleeding phonecall the other day, bit of gurgling and weepin, and I realised it was the Funk ( Read more... )

Eh, been having a right time at home with Mrs. H, she's been all up in me tentacles, picking fights about sod all. She's been narky since that trip to Leeds. Ah, women - do me head in. Or, pink heads of the female persuasion ( Read more... )