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unique_think

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Aug 28, 2006 00:01

It's been a mess, a right bloody nightmare. Ohhh, I can hardly trascribe all that's come about since I went after Titsy's funky effing trail. He was in a state, no mistake. Searching the country, I had a colour map and a, compass with, points on it ( Read more... )

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scissor_gypsy August 27 2006, 15:51:00 UTC

How's the Funk doing, has he recovered a bit now?

unique_think August 28 2006, 02:09:14 UTC

He's got some cream, for his teets. Mrs. H is playing nurse, bit antsy bout it though. She hocks in me tea when she's in a mood - I'm not real happy 'bout leaving Titsy alone to suffer 'er nark.

clairesicle August 27 2006, 16:16:38 UTC

Pardon me, sir, but what does this "Titsy" look like? Rather like a... ball of tits? Sort of black in colour, though?

not_a_preacher August 27 2006, 17:13:28 UTC

Didn't you show me some kind of weird picture on your phone, sis?

Oh sorry, mate. Should I have mentioned that?

clairesicle August 27 2006, 21:02:33 UTC

Yeah, that's the one. I thought it was him... you know, Mr Harrison. But if his wife looks like him?? In the pink-headed way, I mean.

unique_think August 28 2006, 02:20:08 UTC

eh, that's right darling. I've got a little bloody snap of him 'ere. He was always in the larry make up, right character - you'd know him if you saw 'im.

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naboo_thats_who August 27 2006, 20:47:27 UTC

That's great news! I'm sure Gregg will be over the moon.

You need any help looking after him? What sort of a state is he in? Does he need any meds, anything like that? Just ask.

unique_think August 28 2006, 02:29:37 UTC

eh, I've missed the old bastard, spite of meself.
The missus has been taking charge with that side of things. She sent me off to the shops this morning for some scented lotion - for the Funk's 'tender parts', and all. He's keeping 'imself positive though - never seen him lactate more (he milks a bit when e's happy) than being waited on in me bed by me wife - bleeding champion to put up with her naggin'.

naboo_thats_who August 28 2006, 18:41:26 UTC

Er.

How much time have you been leaving those two alone together, Tony? Not to make...I mean...you just might want to keep an eye out, that's all.

clairesicle August 30 2006, 13:47:39 UTC

I know it's not really my business to say, but since you seem to be thinking it...

When I last took the train up to Leeds I caught an eyeful of that weird Funky creature being fondled up by another... um, pink-head person's tentacles. And I don't think the tentacles belonged to Mr Harrison.

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