tickle me nostrils

[king_of_mods]

you know what's weird? when you ain't seen someone for a long time, but you catch a powerful whiff of them when you least expect it. i got so many brothers and sisters out in the jungles of india that it used to happen to me all the time at the zoo. i'd pass the equine garage, where old tony ice had set up that travellin kebab stand, and the

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[naboo_thats_who]

Columbo didn't track anyone by smell. You're thinking of Lassie.

[king_of_mods]

i got a bond with the animals, don't i? lassie always saved the day in the end. plus i think she's got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. imagine that!

even you woulda smelled it, naboo. despair and dolphin's tears? i tried tracking it down the front walk but he must've splashed across a puddle or something, cos i lost the scent.

[naboo_thats_who]

Lassie also crapped in a plastic bag. What's your point?

I don't really go around smelling stuff the way you clearly like to. Why dolphin's tears, though? That doesn't sound like Howard.

[king_of_mods]

whatever. lassie crapped where she wanted and had her manservant pick it up. my point is that lassie's got her uses just as surely as columbo does, yeah? not to mention she's got a better notion of fashion. they skin collies on the runways of paris and milan.

what you on about? howard was all about the dolphins. anything with a blowhole, he used to say.

[lovestrumpet]

Thank you, Vince, for removing that appalling...article from my apartment. It was beginning to haunt my dreams again.

Mr. Rogers was very excitable after your visit. I would be very happy for you to engage him in a DJ-ing performance! As for my own musical pursuits, I had a passing fancy for jazz but I would certainly not call myself a musician of any talent.

[king_of_mods]

no worries, mrs gideon, you can count on me to sort you out!

mr rogers is brilliant when he hits the decks, knocks the skin off everyone. tell him he's welcome round whenever he wants to do some mixing. oh and you too, 'course. lucky your fancy for jazz passed, right? terrible thing when a vibrant woman gets sucked into the black hole of desperation that is jazz music.