trotting off

[king_of_mods]

allright! i've cleaned nathan's flat, got claire out of bed to mind the shop, made sure the kettle's off, sat on my suitcase to make sure it would latch (was a lot easier when bollo was around, the mad monkey), got a sack of travel sweets, got me travel suit, my glitter wellies, some bongo brothers mp3s from spider, and got me thumb warmed up and

Comments

[clairesicle]

Wait, why am I minding the shop instead of sleeping? A man in...some kind of headdress wants me to show him a gem of natunkdi or something and I don't even know what that is.

[king_of_mods]

check the cabinet in the back next to the books of shadows, you want the green gems, not the red. cheers, claireybear!

[naboo_thats_who]

Gem of Natunkdi is a porn film. He's looking for next door.

[king_of_mods]

what are them green gems in the cabinet, then?

[naboo_thats_who]

You're going to get raped with bagpipes.

[king_of_mods]

imagine the sound of that! i should get a soundman to record it, do a little mixing and sampling...

[naboo_thats_who]

Imagine the feel of it, you berk. Tartan sliding up against your rump. You'll have rug burns for weeks.

Not to mention the internal damage.

Dead set on this, are you?

[king_of_mods]

got your mum face on today, or what? just having a little lark over the countryside, naboo, fresh air and rolling hills. i got ways of putting off rapists - how else you think i've lasted this long?

[well_bum]

Cheers for doing my flat, Vince!

[well_bum]

O, forgot to say: drop by mine and get your money before you leave, yeah?

[magic_8balls]

hey, good luck in finding your friend! maybe his machine will be able to make real words soon, and that will help you. the empethrees will help to! they will keep you moving, you know?