Hey, what is this? People not talking and making no sense when they do talk, what is up with this place? Have the vampires gotten to you or what is wrong? No, I know, the flat and everything. I have even been too down to try to find new bongos, and that is a sad thing! But if there is one thing Spider knows how to do, it is to cheer people up ( Read more... )

I have gone to see Carlos. I am back. He is no friend of mine no more, he is an evil man who does not deserve anything less than what was done to him. Oh, do not worry, Rudi, I did not hurt him. Much. Not before his guards dragged me off, anyways. But he said - Rudi, you never told me - but it does not matter. It makes no difference ( Read more... )

It is. I am not. I cannot. I am not leaving my room ever again. I am not looking at anything ever again. The- oh god. The hair and the dress (it WAS a dress) and on the floor and no. NO. No. She was- He was- oh what is this ( Read more... )

It is an amazing thing! There was a purple thing that fell out of one of my bongos, and I jumped on it to stop it moving around and then there was a burst of smoke and when it went away all my cocks were back! Today is a happy time! I think I will go out tonight, there is a lot to catch up on! And a lot to catch up WITH, if you know what I am ( Read more... )

I do not know that this is going to work. I had been hearing the noises from Rudi's room for some while, but I did not think they were what they sounded like, you know? And now that I know I do not think I can be here. I need to go away to look for my cocks anyway, because I have been turning up the buildings and they are nowhere that I have seen ( Read more... )

Well. This is strange ( Read more... )

Eh, I do not know how to say this right, but... uh. Some things are gone missing. I don't know why this thing has happened, but... Oh god, I do not want to talk about it.

Oh my god, what is going on.

I will have to change my name.

urgh, i keep forgetting that there are people who are not everywhere that i am, and i need to make posts about the things i do. it is so strange! but last night was definitely something. me and rudi and naboo went down to the pub, because it has been too long since we are all together at the same time and place. rudi was not so happy about it, i ( Read more... )

hey, what is going on? i wake up to this feedbeast screeching at me so i look and see what is up, and it yells at me that i have been away for the lion's part of a year? of course this is MY part of a year, but that is not the plain reasoning that i am meaning to say. i do not remember this business of being away! the last thing that was happening ( Read more... )

this feedbeast, it is pretty good. pounding letters is better to goofing around with pencils, you know? and every night i forget where i put it, but the next day it is back like a stuffed homing parrot full of news from friends and parties with women ( Read more... )