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[magic_8balls]

Eh, I do not know how to say this right, but... uh. Some things are gone missing. I don't know why this thing has happened, but... Oh god, I do not want to talk about it.

Oh my god, what is going on.

I will have to change my name.

Comments

[capt_margaret]

What the devil are you talking about? Spider, are you in any sort of trouble? Because, you know, it is not always in my power to aid you.

[magic_8balls]

Eh, no, I do not think you could help me with this one, Rudi. I... huh.

all but one of my cocks has gone away

Agh, god, I cannot say it!

[capt_margaret]

Goodness, can this mean that the beast is at last, tamed? What do I always tell you, hm? What goes around comes around!

[magic_8balls]

I am not tamed! Spider Dijon cannot be tamed! But... if I am not Spider anymore, maybe I am? I do not know what is going on!

[clairesicle]

Don't worry, Spider. I don't think he will mind much. Though it isn't exactly easy to tell.

[magic_8balls]

What? Who is he?

What?

[clairesicle]

Oh, bugger, I'm doing it again. Um nevermind.

[magic_8balls]

You what? What did you mean by saying that to me?

[bikinuswax]

I THINK I HAVE ONE OF YOUR Hahaha. Ha. Oh.

[magic_8balls]

GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK! That. How? Where are all the others? DID YOU DO THIS?

[well_bum]

Detachable Penis?

[magic_8balls]

...

no, it is nothing like that, this has never happened before! I would not be so upset if I could know where they have gone!

[naboo_thats_who]

What the hell is happening? My tea leaves have gone mental, they're practically trying to climb out of the cup!

You've...lost something? A bunch of somethings? It's not very clear. You haven't been mucking about with my potions again, have you? Saboo will have my balls on a string.

[magic_8balls]

Eh, a bunch of somethings, that is about right, yeah. No, I have not been anywhere near your potions, do you think I am looking for a problem?

Do you have any potions that can fix me? I do not know what is happening, but I do not like it!

[naboo_thats_who]

Bloody hell. That's no potion of mine. What the hell is going on? Have you made any enemies recently? Scrubbed a pot only to find an all-powerful genie inside?

I'll, er. To make a proper diagnosis, I should really...um. Examine. The area.

I don't want to.

[magic_8balls]

I do not think so! If I have seen any genies, they have not told me!

Yeah, sure you don't want to, you are offering to look at a lot of cocks lately, I think! Bah, if you think you can do any good, I guess it is OK.