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[magic_8balls]

Eh, I do not know how to say this right, but... uh. Some things are gone missing. I don't know why this thing has happened, but... Oh god, I do not want to talk about it.

Oh my god, what is going on.

I will have to change my name.

Comments

[ultra_ebola]

If I find them lying around anywhere near me, I'm going to grind them into the carpet with my heel. Got it, sex pest?

[magic_8balls]

If I am listening right, your boss-lady has one. At least she says she does! Do bad things to that one first, see what it does to me, eh?

[bikinuswax]

I don't deal in Montezuma's Revenge. I've no notion of where your peni have piddled off to.

[ultra_ebola]

"Do bad things"? Not on your life, dreadlock holiday. I'm not really into the trouser snake.

If you want me to slice off the last one, finish a good deed, I'm game. Let me know, and I'll sterilise my blades.