i wrote a letter to howard

[king_of_mods]

hey howard

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[clairesicle]

uh, i wasn't married to dan, vince.

[king_of_mods]

you got the same last name.

[clairesicle]

That's because we're siblings. He's my brother.

[king_of_mods]

oh right!

do you want to write me a poem while i'm gone, and then read it to me when i get back?

[ultra_ebola]

Hey Vince!! I'm on my way over and I can write you a poem if you want!

like this

hi vince
i'm coming to your flat
to borrow a hat
do you have a cat?
that would be really flat
tering (that doesn't really work but oh well)
because I like them!

Um I mean is it okay to come over now? I can wait if you want but it's raining a bit and my hat's taking on water. It's like wearing a barbell.

[king_of_mods]

susie! that's fluorescent brilliance right there. poems usually do my head in but i get yours straight away. catchy! i've not got a cat but i've got a gorilla that'll miaow for you if you give him a pearly smile. i just got back to the flat myself so sure, hustle your soggy self over.

[ultra_ebola]

Aw thanks! I just came up with it right now!

er gorilla? This is more of that tentacle/merman thing isn't it, where your world is slightly different to mine. Is he tame, like that film where all the gorillas wander around picking fleas off each other in that big house in the country?

I'm coming over right now! Get the hats out!

Um not not that I'm only coming over for a hat I want to meet you and Claire and everyone, really, okay? Sorry sorry

[shaman_familiar]

hey prety lady

ill show you how tame i am

,,,if u no wat i mean

[naboo_thats_who]

Howrds' fine, Vince. He's probalby just off weeping in a bush somehwere because no one apprecitaed him.

You didn't miss much in prage- just a lot of hookers and blow, and my blow's better than thiers.

You know what i Mean.

[king_of_mods]

hey naboo!

i reckon, but that's a long time to weep in a bush.

[naboo_thats_who]

Maybe it's a big bush.

Also what do you care? you've got the room to yourslef and space for all your cds and sthigns?

If he was dead I'd know, okay. That's what being a shman is ALL ABOUT