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[king_of_mods]

there's some fierce and foul-mouthed pooches on the streets of hackney, i'll tell you what. most won't even have words with me if i don't offer them a nibblet of some kind first, and even after that i wouldn't go describin them as polite. they've got street smarts, these mutts, and most have been fending for themselves for so long they've got no

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[scissor_gypsy]

Don't try and sweet talk me with your use of the word 'morn', good as it is.

I am not, I repeat NOT sleeping under your bed. Can't we move that huge screen in the corner of your room that you could hide a whole European revolutionary state behind?

I'll just about allow the records thing to go. I'd rather they were up there and out of the way of any potential incidents involving them and you spilling glitter.

Where are you now, anyway? Naboo's refusing to make me tea.

[king_of_mods]

shouldn't that be sweet type, not sweet talk?

why not? it'll be like bunk beds, yeah? we could prop my bed up on some of your winnings, stilt-like, and you'd have more than enough room for your lengthy self. i need that screen for quick outfit switcheroos. always got a spare ensemble laid out and ready to go behind it.

i'm prowling around talking to the local pups, that's what. why do you need naboo to make your tea?

[naboo_thats_who]

I'm not refusing, I just said we'd run out of teabags. I can't just magic them up out of thin air, you know.

[house_of_jones]

What are you bothering dogs for, Vince?

Sorry, am just curious!

Also, how are going to manage stuffing Howard who, lengthy as he may be has some width to his person, under your bed?

[king_of_mods]

mr rich wants himself a dog, so i said i'd find him one seein as i've got a way with the animals.

i was thinking of dangling my bed from the ceiling, that's how. what you so worried about it for, anyway? i'll sort it out sharpish, you'll see.

[naboo_thats_who]

Why don't you try a pet shop? Or Battersea Dogs' Home?

And I have one of those inflatable mattress things if you two need it. If Howard needs it. Whatever.

There's some trouble brewing with an old mate of mine, another shaman, so it looks like Howard's old room might be filled sooner than we thought. Nuff said here.

[king_of_mods]

you know me, i'm a child of the streets and prefer to do my business there.

you talking about that tony harrison bloke? what's he need a whole room for, eh? he could easily slide into a cupboard or a shoebox.

[naboo_thats_who]

"Do your business on the streets" - I can't understand why you're not getting on with strays.

The Tony thing's different in ways I can't really explain right now. But, after I have a word with him and various things have been considered, I'm thinking that he and Rudi might share a room, okay?

You remember Rudi, right?

[king_of_mods]

sure, rudi an spider are genius. bongos ahoy, brilliant. rudi seems a bit stiff in person, though, like he's got a wire hanger up his barnet.

[hangmanhelper]

hey sorry you're getting shit from the dogs, man, but thanks for trying. don't you look kinda mental talking to dogs though?

[king_of_mods]

me lookin mental? likely story.