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Actual Life Update
I don't normally talk much about real life stuff but just a brief update on the past month in case anyone was wondering where the hell I've been ( Read more... ) -
May I help you with your overabundance of THICK?
Tourists make me laugh.
Sometimes people come into the hotel so enthused with the joie de vivre that comes from being in another country that it takes every screed of control you have not to wrestle them to the floor and mug them just to inject some much needed cynicism into their veins.
These people arrive at the hotel full of the joys of spring. ( Read more... ) -
It never ends.
It's times like this I really do despair ( Read more... ) -
Just a quick one...
I got a phone call today ( Read more... ) -
Tasteless spleen venting - look away if offended.
I’ve been wanting to write this for quite some time.
No, I tell a lie. I think I have been subconsciously longing to write this for quite some time but my conscious mind has been keeping it well under wraps until such a time when I can just about get away with it without pushing the ‘taste’ boundary so far to the left it falls into the kind of pit ( Read more... ) -
Stuff happens
It has been drawn to my attention that I haven't posted anything in the best part of a month. As usual, this is because I've been busy. I haven't posted because I've actually done things that were probably worthy of posting. I am usually most motivated to post when I'm doing absolutely nothing, such is the paradoxical nature of my rather messed up ( Read more... ) -
Welcome to the Electronic Age
Something truly momentous has occurred. No, not the rise of the oppressed masses or the second coming of Christ, something far more exciting a bit less hyped up.
I have acquired the Internet.
Now I am not the most technologically minded of people. I fail spectacularly to see the point of mobile phones that come with built in CD players, ( Read more... ) -
Failure to Function
There are those of us who are destined for greatness, and there are those of us who strive to achieve it with every waking hour, every breath, every careers day and every interview.
And then there are those of us with the potential for greatness who spend half our lives fannying about trying to get our act together and as such don't have time for ( Read more... ) -
Can I help you with anything? Preferably your suicide.....
Customers come in two categories ( Read more... )