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[badassbutler]

The most irritating part of all is the fact that tea tins are there, in the cupboard. The electrical kettle is operative and plugged in. The cups are clean, there is sugar in the pantry and milk in the icebox

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[steeldame]

Every day in this hellhole is a new experience to our fading patience.

[badassbutler]

Fading and hellhole ma'am? Nonsense. It may be irritating, but stiff upper lip and all that.

[steeldame]

Hm. How true. That's the English way.

[badassbutler]

Precisely, ma'am. It could be far worse.

[urbandev]

Do you have any coffee?

I have tea in my apartment. We can swap.

[OOC: oh my god, Alfred. ♥]

[badassbutler]

We do have coffee, you may have it freely. It's not the not having that is the problem, it's that I simply cannot make myself drink it.

[[OOC: Little known fact, Alfred was not born, but formed with a bunch of awesome molecules coalesced into human shape.]]

[urbandev]

Ah, I think I understand. I'm sorry.

Thank you for the offer, but I have a feeling that if I took you up on it, your coffee would disappear as well.

[OOC: I completely believe it.]

[badassbutler]

A lesson in patience, I suppose. If we can stand it, we are better for it.

[ttly_not_batman]

So, it is a curse. I'm sorry, Alfred. But, at least you'll be able to have it again, more than likely, tomorrow. [knocks on the wall with a slight laugh] Knock wood.

Action

[badassbutler]

I have no doubt, sir. I can bear the burden for the time being.

Action

[ttly_not_batman]

I didn't doubt that for a moment.