Mistletoe.  How charming.  It's good to see that the City is at least considering holiday spirit in their curses.

Of course, I wouldn't require that kind of excuse to permit beautiful women to kiss me during the holidays. Though, if I recall correctly, my first was courtesy of the plant.

Hopefully this won't prove as inconvenient as it will prove ( Read more... )

Alfred... thank you.  You have done so much for me, including being the closest thing to a father I have left.  Everything I have the strength to become has been thanks to you ( Read more... )

 I am afraid that what I do will get everyone around me hurt.

I am afraid that one day, I won't like what I've become, but I won't be able to stop, afraid that I'm spiraling out of control.

I am afraid that I want to stay in the City, because it means not facing my life back in Gotham--and those who are no longer a part of it.

I'm a hypocrite.  I can ( Read more... )

As much as I would like to say that I am pleased to be passed over for this particular curse, considering its trying nature, I can't bring myself to do so.  But, then, there is a good chance that's because every vice I've had was left in Gotham.  The money, the women, revenge I haven't found them here, so the City cannot take them away.

Lord Alfred ( Read more... )

I think I'd like to open up a pharmacy.

With the seemingly sudden onset of illness in the general populace, I feel it would be beneficial to everyone, and simple drugs like ibuprofen and acetaminophen aren't difficult to synthesize;  those alone could provide a great deal of relief to those afflicted.  Coupled with the fish oil capsules and ( Read more... )

Tony Stark, I've heard you're the man to see for a project I've got going on.  If you wouldn't mind, I'd like the opportunity to meet and discuss it.

That said, I'm looking to also speak with a woman named Selina Kyle.  Apparently, we have a lot to catch up on.

Lady's told me that the flu virus that seems to be going around is more than likely a ( Read more... )

[when the post first begins streaming, there's nothing but dead air.  Bruce is still trying to figure out the device's capabilities]

[clears his throat]

So, this is broadcasting to the entire metropolitan area?  Interesting.  This kind of widely based communications device could be largely helpful in Gotham...

[a sharp cough to get himself back on ( Read more... )

How's My Driving?

If you have any questions, comments or concerns about how I play Bruce Wayne, please voice them here.  I love to have input, good or bad, I just ask that you manage to be civil either way, and try and be as specific as possible so I can improve my playing based on your comments.  If you merely say "you suck at Bruce", I can't very ( Read more... )