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[ttly_not_batman]

Tony Stark, I've heard you're the man to see for a project I've got going on.  If you wouldn't mind, I'd like the opportunity to meet and discuss it.

That said, I'm looking to also speak with a woman named Selina Kyle.  Apparently, we have a lot to catch up on.

Lady's told me that the flu virus that seems to be going around is more than likely a

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[steeldame]

Are you Bruce Wayne? He sounds almost serious. The fever is making me delirious.

[ttly_not_batman]

You know me? Not that I'm surprised, just curious.

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[steeldame]

So it is him.

[steeldame]

I am not certain if I do. You sound more composed and business-like than the Mr. Wayne I recall.

[dreamsofnoah]

Probably because blaming the deities for everything is fun.

[ttly_not_batman]

Fair enough. But, the deities are offering vaccines, aren't they? I doubt they'd offer a vaccine to a virus they'd created.

[dreamsofnoah]

Shh~, people think that's a conspiracy too, didn't you know?

[ttly_not_batman]

Sounds like paranoia to me.

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[theotokos]

Just don't hold your breath, change can always literally happen in overnight.

[ttly_not_batman]

I'll just have to take your word for it, for now.

[theotokos]

Have no doubts you'll adjust quickly, mostly everyone does.

[ttly_not_batman]

I'm not worried about not being able to adjust, I'm more worried about the inevitability of it. It means accepting that I'm stuck here, and accepting all of the lunacy that comes with it.

[morethanasuit]

What sort of project do you have in mind?

[ttly_not_batman]

Nothing unpleasant, I assure you, just a hobby of mine. Alfred told me you'd be able to provide the materials.

[morethanasuit]

What is it that you're needing?

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[ttly_not_batman]

Pardon the security, but I like to keep my projects to myself.

A rough idea of the grocery list looks something like this: bi-weave kevlar plates, titanium dipped fiber, and a titanium-steel blend about a quarter inch thick. Unless you've ever heard of something calling memory cloth.

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[bangyoudead]

Mad scientist or demolition expert?

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[ttly_not_batman]

[have a long pause because Bruce is going wtf] None of the above. Why?

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[bangyoudead]

Why what? What you seein' Stark over, homme? [Remy lols a bit.]

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[ttly_not_batman]

[evasive maneuver #111] So, you're a friend of Mr. Stark?