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[badasscasual]

So, appparently I had an apartment this whole time. Normally this would rock, 'cept somebody tried to blow my fucking foot off as soon as I walked in the door. Lady, seriously, you better buy me a new pair of boots. The food was good but not that good. And to top it all off this thing hasn't stopped following me around for the last few days, and is

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[thefaintsmile]

Really? I thought a pet was supposed to follow their owners around.

[badasscasual]

Key word being 'owner', babe.

[thefaintsmile]

It appears to see you as such, doesn't it?

[badasscasual]

Hell if I know, I don't speak dog.

[theotokos]

Fuck you, I'm not buying you anything. And you can quit your whining, you tried to corner me, you pervert.

[badasscasual]

YOU ARE AND YOU STARTED IT.

[theotokos]

I'M NOT.

AND I DIDN'T START IT, YOU JUST READ EVERYTHING WRONG.

[badasscasual]

NO, YOU JUST SAID EVERYTHING WRONG.

[devilingenuity]

Blech.

[badasscasual]

What?

[devilingenuity]

Mine's better than yours.

he doesn't know what it is, but he knows that HIS is better

[badasscasual]

You wish.