This place like to bring the weird shit, don't it?

Lady, any plans on cooking in the near future?

So, appparently I had an apartment this whole time. Normally this would rock, 'cept somebody tried to blow my fucking foot off as soon as I walked in the door. Lady, seriously, you better buy me a new pair of boots. The food was good but not that good. And to top it all off this thing hasn't stopped following me around for the last few days, and is ( Read more... )

So. Who can tell me what fucking rabbit hole I fell down, and how can I get the hell out?

((ooc: see devilingenuity's post for the details of his return~

Yes I am lazy SHUT UP))

Hey. Now that we all survived the second ice age, anyone hungry?


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Alright. So the question of the day is: Who all is cursed, and where are you?

You know what? Fuck you, City. I liked that glove.

[ooc: what, you were expecting some badass lawl-a-demon-ripped-me-to-shreds kind of wound? nah, the only thing dante's sporting is a slash to the palm of his right hand (through the leather, no less), that dear old vergil gave him when he fell into hell.]

Holy shit, I think I finally found my alcohol limit. I've been pretty fucked up before but. Huh. Never hallucinated a talking wolf before. How 'bout that?

You know, Doumeki. You just had to give the City the idea to punish me for that awesome curse, didn't you? Thanks pal, really, I mean it.

Also, this just in: Meryl, I'm pretty sure I've healed enough to be able to feed myself.

Hey, Meryl. Tomorrow at 1, I'll be at Cafe Juliet if you still want to talk.

In other news, that last curse was awesome.

I'm not here.