Comments | badasscopters: [intended to be private to friends, accidental public / night-dated]

badasscopters

[intended to be private to friends, accidental public / night-dated]

Apr 22, 2011 09:46

Okay.

This ain't funny anymore.

So hey, I came home from work, and get what happened? One of them little chickadees decided it'd be swell to hitch a ride in my hair. Didn't know it until I got in the shower.

Guess what happened? Little shit flew out of my head once I turned the water on and tried to take a nip outta the worst place to nip. Just ( Read more... )

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pedaltothemetal April 22 2011, 13:48:46 UTC

What, like, a baby chicken?

1/2 badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:00:05 UTC

I ain't got NO clue.

The thing was freaking hissing at me.

2/2 badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:00:48 UTC

Wait how are you seein' this anyway.

pedaltothemetal April 22 2011, 14:01:14 UTC

It's posted to the network?

Goose were you just overpowered by a baby chicken.

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the derpiest derp shysentinel April 22 2011, 13:51:04 UTC

What's a baby chicken doin' in your room, Goose? Did ya get one at the fair?

oh hi derpy derpy badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:01:24 UTC

It hitched a ride in my hair or something. I saw a few at work, but I didn't even pay a lick of attention to 'em. I was too busy.

They were at the fair, too?

boxingmidget April 22 2011, 13:51:06 UTC

[TMI, Goose. TMI.]

What the heck are these anyway??? THEY AIN'T CHICKS, THEY'RE LIKE LIL' SPAWNS OF THE DEVIL.

Are you gonna be okay, Mr. Goose?

badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:02:58 UTC

[MAC IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE TO GOOD FRIENDS OKAY though you would have seen it anyway. So uh. Moot point.]

I AIN'T GOT NO IDEA. Hell if I know what these little featherfuckers are supposed to be! They ain't Pokemon, that's for sure, and they want my dick on a silver platter.

I'll be fine once I get the little thing outta my apartment.

[After a few moments.] boxingmidget April 22 2011, 14:05:39 UTC

Just don't let it peck anywhere else, okay?

These things are even more dangerous then they seem.

badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:09:23 UTC

Ain't like a planned on it, kid.

They are, eh? What's up with 'em? They're already hella dangerous to me if they wanna try to circumcise me.

[... Not that he has the foreskin anymore, but these chicks don't know that!]

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goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 20:57:45 UTC

Don't make me fear the can too, douchebag.

badasscopters April 22 2011, 22:19:56 UTC

Well... hey.

I can't be the only one afraid, now can I?

goaheadnblunder April 22 2011, 22:39:15 UTC

Don't make me shove your ass in there in self-defense.

But we ought to save that move for old people

badasscopters April 22 2011, 22:40:56 UTC

Heh, 'kay.

If you wanna be so daring with that, I'll shove your face in there first.

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this event is basically the best time to come off of hiatus officer_hyde April 24 2011, 00:45:36 UTC

[[IS IT OK WITH YOU IF I JUST. PRETEND THAT KYLE HAS NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON YET SINCE THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST POSTS ABOUT DEVIL CHICKS ON THE NETWORK. If it's not then I can get rid of this %)]]

[Gross, Goose.]

Whatever you do with your spare time ain't the whole school's business.

isn't it ever? 8D badasscopters April 24 2011, 01:38:18 UTC

[[ Fine by me, babe! ♥ ]]

Hey, hey, it was meant to be locked.

Besides, boss... these chicks? They're dangerous. Be careful.

absolutely. officer_hyde April 24 2011, 01:58:01 UTC

... What kind of dangerous are we talking about, here?

badasscopters April 24 2011, 02:06:28 UTC

Turning people into stone dangerous.

Y'know, the kind of dangerous we security people oughta take action with.

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