bad domlijah (are we surprised?)

[bad_fic_sucks]

Preview

When Elijah awoke a faint spark of arousal warmed him momentarily until he lifted his leg to roll over. The spark of arousal was then replaced by an unexpected twinge in his backside....

“What the fuck?” he asked himself under his breath.

Comments

[lady_razzle]

Ah, fucking Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

[smoo_001]

oh dear. painfully bad writing And the mental picture of cleaning hemorrhoids to boot. thank god i haven't eaten in a while.