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[luleh]

A little birdy linked me to a mother of a mary-sue badfic. It's posted on a Libertines message board but it seems like the author has worked in every hep rocker band out there today.

To start things off, the main character is a girl named Caitlin. Guess the username of the author.

Yup, Caitlin!

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[zephyric]

Maybe Nicky is Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood?

[luleh]

Omg, it's like hep rocker bands meets Harry Potter meets LOTR crazies! Genius!

[zephyric]

With a little anti-smoking psa's thrown in for free. "You don't smoke? How can you not smoke?????"

[luleh]

Yet she somehow had a lighter so she could light Carl's cigarette.

[ipomoea]

Ohmydearfuckinggod. (Evil little birdie c/p'ed bits of it to you on AIM too, huh?)

To answer: Yes, Jack White fangirls don't like Renee much.

She looked up at him, seeing as she was considerable shorter and smiled.

*cheap joke time* She must be a midget then, 'cause Carlos is wee.

I like the part where she called him a retard too. *sniggers*

Oh, poor boys. What did they ever do to deserve bad Mary Sue fic?

[luleh]

Getting sucked into a Mary-Sue vortex is a sure sign you've arrived.

[darkestperu]

He strongly hated racism, sexism, homophobia and violence.
That's just fantastic.

I love it when the Sues are TOTALLY COOL, but, like, really, really virtuous at the same time. And of course the love interest loves them for it. Reminds me of the kind of thing I would have written when I was nine.

[singeaddams]

Dear god, my niece has discovered her computer.

[_riz]

*sigh* I wish I could laugh, but she's 15, and when you're 15 this sort of thing seems like a good idea. I blame the internet for giving it an AUDIENCE, though. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned repression? >_>