My mom always told me not to come to anyone's house without bringing a gift...so I bequeath this one to you guys.

King Arthur movie fandom, Lancelot/Tristan, featuring furry planting, erupting cocks, jealous 12-year old girls masquerading (somewhat) as knights and many other gems. Enjoy! Leave a comment

I've nothing against Monaboyd. It's not my favourite, but it's okay.

What does make me sort of woozy, however, is when someone takes The Sound of Music and turns Maria into Dom. It makes me want to hide in the cupboard and not come out.

I present, for your reading pleasure, Climb Every Mountain.

Please not to be making Dom a singing Governess,

Hello. I guess I'll start off with this gem I found in the Yu Yu Hakusho section ( Read more... )

Kibymoon is back in strokeslash!

Try this little beauty out for size-

Sugar Daddy

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

( Some of my favorite lines from part 3...I wouldn't want to spoil it for you! )

Note to fic authors: just because your fic is a cute little nod to all the cliches of your fandom doesn't mean it doesn't SUCK.

I went to the AFF Angel section to see if I could find any good slash and on the first page I see this summary:

Spike and Angel discuss beards. M/MMmkay, whatever, I assume they mean the Franka kind of beard (I KID, I ( Read more... )

This fic just makes me weep at what the hockey fandom has become. It used to be full of wonderful writing, and now it's just . . . ugh.

( A Love Divided by a baby, but divivded by a dad by MELISSA GRISSOM )

Here's a special treat for us all, courtesy of albion_fic. Where else, right?

Carl cranes his neck a bit to see what Pete is holding, and what he sees makes him want to hit Pete, cry with laughter and kiss him all at the same time ( Read more... )

because there's nothing quite like slacken_ties for bad bad franz ferdinand fic. or, in this case, fucking hysterically awful smut.

( He put his finger in the glass of vodka and then poked it against Alex’s anus. Alex breathed out and his arse opened... )

I'm confused.

Help?