You know... I never thought I would ever read a single fic that could be this bad.

( Attack of the Laura-sue! )

Been awhile since I posted a link to something awful, so here I go. Tada!

In case the author decides to lock or delete the post, ( it's all right here for your enjoyment. )

THIS is why you should never google your name, you *never* know what the devil is going to pounce atcha! I couldn't find other chapters of the story? What's up? I want to read more about Anaïs Evenstar *dies from laughter*! Seriously though, whoever can find other chapters, gets a big fat cookie and a dead Mary Sue...

Yours truly,

Anaïs *snork*

Two posts in one day. I have no life. I am seeing red right now. People who write Columbine and 9/11 fics should be mutilated...slowly!

For your viewing nightmares...

And don't forget to check out her bio. She has a split personality disorder and they all say hello...

I don't think this is *that* bad....We've all seen worse. But there is something about this story that makes me a little uncomfortable intrigued. The names are certainly very cliché unique but still...

Don't come after me if you think this is a masterpiece *growls*

So yes...mermaids... Have we had mermaids before?

Occasionally, you find a fic of such monumental wrongness that it overcomes even the impressive wrongness of its origins to a world of wrong unimaginable in normal time.

So, come, come, to see jesuslovesjudas's masterpiece...er...Untitled Story about Jesus Buttfucking Judas. It's NC-17, all one paragraph, and the first sentence is 'This is my frist bible slash ( Read more... )

Recently on Fandom_Wank, someone wanked a writer who had put elaborate strictures on her Stargate fan fiction so that no one could print it out or save it to their hard drives... strictures that of course, did nothing to protect the text, and only provided a healthy laugh for the jackals at FW (yours truly very much included ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if you've seen this one...However, prepare yourselves. Santa is a baaaaad boy.

Santa was looking for a sex slave

This nightmare has 3 parts so I'm linking you to the index, not the actual gah-ness...

With sin for a body and a dirty mind to match, Orlando is the perfect man-lover.

"Can I ride you?" He breathes huskily from those sweet lips and Vig is ready to be ridden.

Scared yet?

Gary Stu + 911 drama/wangst = OWW!