A little curiousity can be a bad thing. I saw something about looking for fics where Orlando Bloom is eating breadsticks and I got to clicking and found this, which doesn't have all the hallmarks of a badfic but it does have a. first person narration and b. Orlando Bloom as a teenage girl ( Read more... )

Sara's Horrible Old Fanfics

A few choice pieces:

Worthless. Wangst, manlove, romanticized suicide, OOC, whiny disclaimers, this has it all! [Sailormoon, NephritexJadeite]

Mending a Broken Heart. OOC wangstfest. Tasuki...ugh, how could I write him that way? O_o. [Fushigi Yuugi, HotohoriNuriko/TasukiChichiri]

Nothing to live for. OH, GOD!! Wangst ( Read more... )

Normally albion_fic is locked down, but someone's left this one out in the cold, so I say it's open season.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/albion_fic/284998.html?style=mine

All his thoughts were of Peter; all of his dreams were about Peter. Why ( Read more... )

The fic can be found here, but if you can't be arsed clicking a link, I've c&p'd it for you. I hate Orlando/OFC fics almost- almost- as much as I hate V/Os and MPregs. I really don't want to read about Orlando's suefriend fellating (sp?) a lollypop. I'm sure you don't either, but here it is anyway.

( Blowpop. )

Found this here. I think it counts as fic, but if not, I'll take it down.

Arwen and Legolas NC-17
He stared at her breasts,
as she rode away.
He stared at her gown,
as he accompanied her home.
He stared at her beautiful face,
and they rode to Rivendell.
He stared at her body,
and wanted it.I thought it was supposed to be NC-17? Or is that the ( Read more... )

Libs RPS is full of lots of really mediocre fic, and the occasional good one, and sometimes there are some that are bad.

Just, you know something? If you include "To Drunk To Write Properly" in your subject header, you should probably not be writing.But I'm glad she did, because this was one of the most unintentionally funny fics I've seen in a ( Read more... )

I got this link off my friends' list today, to what is truly a special story. Ever seen the video for "November Rain" by Guns 'n' Roses? This was the inspiration for that video. It's not fanfic, but it is BADfic. Really, really bad fic, actually.

Enjoy.

I have no idea how old this is, or if it's ever been linked-to here before, so I'm going to post it. My mate emailed it to me, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

An Unexpected Love, by BattleChickEowyn. If any of you lot are BattleChickEowyn, I'm sorry, but you deserve this.

( Can't be arsed to click the link? Click here instead. )

Preview

When Elijah awoke a faint spark of arousal warmed him momentarily until he lifted his leg to roll over. The spark of arousal was then replaced by an unexpected twinge in his backside....

“What the fuck?” he asked himself under his breath.

( More bad fic behind the cut )

Okay. Backlash from the Thanksgving That Wasn't, in drabble form. I promised someone I would not link to it, but I'll tell you it was written by astrojen. I suppose it's fair game since it was posted in a community and not on her private journal. Bwahaha.

A comfort drabble for the ViggOrli's ( Read more... )