Comments | badfic_quotes: I was going to go to bed but

bialy_lally in badfic_quotes

I was going to go to bed but

Aug 07, 2010 05:49

This wasn't going to spork itself.

( under the cut: why i don't want babies anymore, and the saga of L and his minis )

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angel_katchan August 7 2010, 04:59:45 UTC

This has to be a troll. I refuse to believe someone my son's age would write something like this. Seriously. How the hell am I supposed to sleep after reading this?

bialy_lally August 7 2010, 05:10:15 UTC

As soon as I saw how bad the story was, I was like "ooooh, troll". But I went to her profile and she looks SCARILY legit. She has a couple of Twilight stories which, while still shocking, are at least a more direct attempt at an actual story.

I'm scared shitless that this is actually a ten year old.

<-Appropriate-ish icon dandywonderous August 7 2010, 05:05:24 UTC

WWJD? Punch him in the gut.

Obviously.

-_-

I doubt this person is ten. Really.

"But you just asked," L said. The girl's odd, erratic behaviour was arousing his suspicions. There was a forty percent chance she was Kira.

Pffffft hahahaha!!!

sashocirrione August 7 2010, 05:10:43 UTC

A ten-year-old is threatening to rape L. I think this is a new low in Death Note fan fiction.

corrakun August 7 2010, 05:20:40 UTC

...for what it's worth, my little sister's nerdy friends were writing fanfic when they were in like grade 7. so it may not be much of a stretch.

i checked out the author's other fics and good god, i really don't think this is a troll. now i feel bad for laughing at So, I did what Jesus would do

corrakun August 7 2010, 05:23:57 UTC

ALSO, IS FF.NET BEING OVERRUN BY 10 YEAR OLDS? I'M GETTING SO SCARED READING HER REVIEWS.

bialy_lally August 7 2010, 05:27:54 UTC

I KNOW. I KNOW RIGHT. I saw 14 reviews and was like "they'll be calling her out, right? Right?" BUT THEY WEREN'T.

I know I used to write stories when I was about eight, and I must have started on fanfic about 12. But good God. I have read stories from a dyslexic six year old in my mother's class that honestly had a tighter storyline. And less pointless swearing.

corrakun August 7 2010, 05:36:55 UTC

...well. i keep looking for YA DUN GOOFED somewhere in the fics/ reviews.

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quarantineabra August 7 2010, 05:42:05 UTC

Holy monkey-balls on toast, Batman! What the hell kind of ten-year-old is this?! Please, Powers-That-Be, let this be a troll. Else, I've lost all faith in humanity.
The fact that, if she/he/it is REALLY ten years old, chances are their parents know about this shenanagins, is the worst part for me.