Bible fanfiction

[antrazi]

For some reason I delved into bible fanfiction in the pit. I don't know what I was thinking... I will not actually spork this because I have no idea where to even start

Oh crap, I'm pregnant
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda

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[shipperx]

Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage

Laughing so HARD!

Thanks for that summary.

[antrazi]

My pleasure

[xenaclone]

Points to icon....

[antrazi]

My face when my mind connected what I was reading itt the first time

[midnight_mischf]

...Uh...

My only coherent thought is: it makes a certain very odd sense to have Jesus be capable of mpreg, considering.

Everything else has sprained my brain.

[antrazi]

Oddly enough, you are right

[pathology_doc]

Why Nicolas Cage, of all people?

You could also put in a warning for blasphemy, I suppose, but this is just so ridiculously, LOLariously cracktacular that it's simply not worth bothering.

[antrazi]

I have no idea.

To be honest, bible fics that land in this community could all do with a blasphemy warning

[cuddyclothes]

These are sick genius. Nicholas Cage??? Eew...

[antrazi]

Well, this is what he is most famous for...