[BZZZZZZZT!]

Shit--! Damnit, I hate this damn thing! Why does it keep doing that?

[There's a moment of displeased grumbling before he speaks.]

Anyway, I've got something I was wondering about. Most of the monsters in this place only look like things you'd see in video games and crappy movies, but one of 'em-- hold on.

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[BZZZZT!]

Ow! Damnit, what the hell?! Might as well just lose this thing again is it's gonna...

Well, anyway....

Last time I had this thing, I heard something mentioned about a police force. Who do I talk to if I wanna sign up?

Eugh. Not my idea of a day off... [There's a quiet shuffling sound for several moments.] 'Use this', huh? Nice and descriptive of them. [Another brief shuffling sound, and then:] Hello? Testing this thing out. [Tap, tap tap.] Hunnigan, if you're there and you can hear me, I really want to know what the hell is going on.

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