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[badgerconda]

From "Internet Safety Tips," Information Literacy 1010:
You didn’t win a prize. No matter what the email says, you did not win anything. Really, I’m sorry, but you did not win a prize, and you're not going to win a prize. No matter how fun it would be if you were the winner of a prize, you did not win and there is no prize

Comments

[skleg]

Don't worry... You can win a.. biscuit? All the way from Scotland, wrapped in premium tin foil.. And a... bow.

[badgerconda]

Holy crow, really?! A bow?!

[dieaktionen]

i am so confused.

[badgerconda]

And this is different because...? XD

[seasaltlikeglue]

If the book really says that, then that's some pretty sardonic text to impose upon unwitting college students who are probably not emotionally ready to have all hopes and dreams of sharing the king of Tunisia's fortune crushed and stomped on a bit. Also, there is always, ALWAYS, a Mr. Schneider. Somehow.

[badgerconda]

Mr. Schneider is a concept, an ideology, a vision.

Mr. Schneider is the Working Class Man.