I may be coming to America in a few months! I've got an interview set up to work in one of those outdoor camps, pretty sure I'll get it cause I'm the archery and fencing bitch! Dunnoo where bu-ut!.. I'm sure it's a small enough country ha ( Read more... )

I have been reading your entries though, even if I never comment out of sheer lethargy. I'm back in Glasgow, even if you didn't know I'd actually left Glasgow.. I've been living down the Isle of Wight for the past 6 months ( Read more... )

<-- LOOK AT THE RABBITS. Or face wrath.

Mighty wrath.

I'm broke waaaaaaaah.

But I'm going to Turkey yaaaaaaaay.

But I'll broke there too waaaaaah!

I've been watching so much comedy of late, I fear I might just speel lines from them all.. rendering me famous? Or infamous for being a knob, I'm not sure which yet, time will tell.

Honestly I haven't been up to much though; mostly gorging through cuppa soup and any other over-priced packaged foods that I can get from the garage. It's like this:

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Uuugh the NHS Helpline just told me I might have swine flu.

This is officially the worst week of my life!

Well, lifes gone a bit tits up for me ( Read more... )

Sincerest (well not that sincere) apologies for not getting on this thing that much; what, with all the country air I feel I'm slipping into a more pronounced amish state. Why! I even brush my teeth with a run of the mill hand held toothbrush for fuck sake! I don't suppose many of you are tossing in your bed at night, wondering,
     "Well what the ( Read more... )

And so I return from Amsterdam! A tad more chilled since I left, coffee shops being the main expose of our trip. Ah yes! It all seemed to fly by in a haze of hash, whiteying, somehow setting my fringe alite, sex museums, vodka museums, hash museums, more coffee shops, pub crawls and of course drinking! Why my friends I highly recommend you come to ( Read more... )

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Gooooing to Amsterdam hoorah hoorah hoorah!

All the best,
Heather Coyle