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Cherry-flavoured vodka as personal lubricant. Sounds simultaneously disgusting, painful to the mucous membranes, and ironic. -
oh dear....
was talking with my friend the other day and she wanted some advice on spicing things up in the bedroom with her hubby, it was his birthday and she *really* wanted to treat him... being the wonderful and oddly informative friend about these things i suggested she use space dust or pop rocks while giving him oral. (seriously, it is bloody good - for ( Read more... ) -
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Multiple instances of Canada-centric fic in the Hetalia fandom have involved maple syrup as lube. Somehow I don't think even the powers of a nation-tan would make that work. I brought this up on fanficrants, and now there is crackfic (twincest warning). -
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Strawberry ice cream. Hope it was at least not the kind with fruit chunks in it. -
This is your mod speaking
I just came in from wrongworddammit, and am putting this comm on the same settings- moderated posting and membership, to be removed in a month. omgitskylexd has been banned from this comm, too.
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I recently saw a fic in which beer was used as lube. And that just reminded me uncomfortably of that one I found and posted at weepingcock ages back with the ale enema ... I hope it wasn't a fizzy variety of beer, at least. -
Butt-meringue and Other Stories
These two, plus a bonus prank and a resource, are from my circle of friends and their friends-of-friends ( Read more... )