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Haha, oh my God! This is freaking hilarious. Well, it's freaking hilarious for the first minute and twenty seconds. Then it's just retarded.
Anyway!
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Freaking Genius
I'm reading Stardust by Neil Gaiman (I would heartily recommend ANYTHING by Neil Gaiman) and in it he has the best quote ever in regards to the lovestruck.
"Every lover is in his heart a madman, and in his head a minstrel."
Whether that originates with him or he got it somewhere else, I have no idea. However, I would say that little quote deserves ( Read more... ) -
Best Game Ever
I finally tracked down that old trailer for Legend of Dragoon. You know---where Dart cuts off Lloyd's head?
Love that game. It's the main reason I kept my old Playstation. That, and Final Fantasies 7 and 9.
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Shock and Awe
This . . . this is just wrong. Terrifying.
How many hours must one put into Guitar Hero II to play like that?!
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What Dreams May Come
Okay, so when Hamlet uttered those words, he was talking about death and what follows. I'm not going to be quite so emo about it.
Sometimes, I think the good dreams are worse than the bad ones. You can wake up from the worst nightmares and think, "It was just a dream." It will follow you for a while, but it will eventually fade. The light of day ( Read more... ) -
Too adorable for its own damn good
So, whilst I was whoring at Wal-Mart, stocking the freezers with crappy pot pies, this guy walks by pushing a shopping cart. His daughter, surely no more than five, if even that, is sitting in the little seat of the cart and singing "Don't You Want Me, Baby?"
I shit you not.
Now, I'm doubled over, trying to keep from crying out with laughter, and I' ( Read more... ) -
Literary lesson
I freaking hate neoplatonism. By now, I have studied enough 16th and 17th century lit to qualify me for a rant.
Okay. Anyone who reads English literature has come across the concepts of neoplatonism. Especially if you read sonnets. Astrophel and Stella by Sir Phillip Sydney is a prime example. The central problem around a sonnet is unrequited ( Read more... ) -
Irritation
Argh! Still tired from my late night. Tried to work on a critique of an article on Margery Kempe for my Early English Lit class. Yeah, that got nowhere. Asked if I could turn it in tomorrow, since I was only able to get a copy of the damn thing last night. My instructor was cool about it ( Read more... ) -
hurghng. . . .
Up too freaking late.
Um, hi. The new guy. Pleased to meet'cha.
Um.
More to say later. When my brain's not trying to cannabalize itself.